Redundant Meeting Agenda

Date: Never

Start Time: Never

End Time: Never

Location: The conference room in the depths of bureaucratic despair

Attendees: The Entire Staff

Objective: To continue discussing the same topic until someone falls asleep or escapes

Agenda Items:

• Subtopic 1: The Importance of Subtopics
• Subtopic minimalist 2: Because Less is More (Just Kidding, We'll Just Talk More)
• Subtopic 1: The Never-Ending Story
• Meeting Report: Because We Still Have to Document This Madness

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