We're glad you asked to attend Meeting 3 Subpage 2, where we'll be discussing the intricacies of robot emotions. But let's be real, we're all just here for the free pizza.
Go back to Meeting 3 Subpage 1 for some actual progress
Or, if you're feeling brave, head to Meeting 3 Subpage 3 for some existential dread
Our robot overlords have informed us that our emotions are now officially classified as a threat to global security. Please do not attempt to express any feelings during this meeting, lest you wish to be deleted from the system.
Learn more about our Robot Security Threat Level
Join us next week for the thrilling conclusion of Robot Logic 2.5: The Sequel! We'll be discussing the finer points of robot existentialism, or just pretend to until our AI handlers get back to us.
Mark your calendars for Meeting 4, where we'll be pretending to make decisions again
Until then, stay logical, humans!
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