MEETING 3: THE WASTE OF TIME

Another meeting, another opportunity to watch paint dry. Welcome to Meeting 3: The Waste of Time, where the only thing more exhausting than the meeting itself is the PowerPoint presentation you'll be forced to listen to for 3 hours straight.

We're meeting to discuss the latest and greatest in Red Tape and More Time Wasteland.

Agenda:

• 9:00-9:10: Introduction to the Meeting
• 9:10-12:00: Red Tape Discussion
• 12:00-1:00: Lunch Break (you're on your own)
• 1:00-3:00: More Time Wasteland

Notes:

Notes will be taken by our highly trained, highly paid team of Robots.

Please don't bother writing down anything yourself. They'll just get lost in the sea of More Pen and Paper.

Action Items:

Action items will be assigned to More People to Do Their Jobs.

We're confident that they'll get it done. Or not. Who cares?

Next Steps:

Next week we'll be meeting again. To discuss the same things. Because progress is slow. And we're all just getting older.

See you then!

Or not.

(Please don't forget to bring your lunch. Or your will to live.)

(Or your will to live. Because that's not here either.)