The Great Leader: A Shining Example of Human Excellence

Our fearless leader has been leading us to meetings for 3 years now, and we're still not tired of their ideas.

The Great Leader's unparalleled wisdom and vision have guided us through countless hours of PowerPoint presentations, awkward small talk, and the occasional existential crisis.

Some of their most notable achievements include:

• Creating the world's most epic meeting schedule
• Perfecting the art of saying nothing in 30 seconds or less
• Single-handedly keeping the coffee machine stocked for 3 years without fail

Join us in our next meeting to witness the Great Leader's greatness firsthand! Meeting 4: The Next Level

Note: Please do not ask the Great Leader any questions that might make them uncomfortable. They are a delicate flower.

Also, please do not try to sit next to them. It's just too distracting.