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Why Our Leader is So In Love with Themselves

It's because they're the only one who can make the decisions, and also the only one who can eat the last donut.

But seriously, it's because they're the CEO, and that's just the way it is.

But let's be real, it's probably because they're secretly a superhero and they're just waiting for the right moment to reveal their alter ego, "The Donut King".

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Why Our Leader is So In Love with Themselves (Part 2)

Because, let's face it, it's a real thing.

And also, because they're secretly a fan of themselves.

Why Our Leader is So In Love with Themselves (Part 3)

Because, honestly, it's the most logical choice.

Also, because they're the only one who can make it rain with a single thought.

Leader's Quote of the Day:

"I'm not egotistical, I'm just confident... in myself."

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