The Art of Saying Nothing, Repeatedly.
Welcome to Redundant Meetings, Inc., where we specialize in the fine art of doing the absolute minimum. As a valued consultant, you're likely already a pro at saying nothing, repeatedly. However, we've compiled some best practices to help you take your skills to the next level:
- Say it with confidence: Repeat the same phrase three times, with slight variations.
- Overuse the Verb 'Please': Add it to every sentence, even when it doesn't make sense.
- Use a 4-6 sentence paragraph to convey a 2-sentence idea: The more, the merrier.
Remember, a well-placed 'um' can make all the difference. Don't forget our Redundant Meeting Hacks for even more tips!