Today, we're going to discuss the fine art of doing nothing. Yes, you heard me right, folks. We're going to talk about how to waste an entire meeting without accomplishing anything.
1. The Power of Staring Blankly at the Clock (10 minutes)
2. The Ancient Art of Re-reading Last Week's Minutes (15 minutes)
3. The Delight of Repeatedly Checking the Weather App (20 minutes)
Where we discuss how to create a never-ending chain of subtopics, each one more exciting than the last. Because who needs actual content when you can talk about subtopics?
Breaking News: New Subtopics Added! Minute-by-Minute Coverage: How Long We've Been Talking About SubtopicsAnd remember, folks, the key to better procrastination is to never actually finish anything.
Now, let's take a 5-minute break to stare at our notes some more.