Meeting 4.4.3: The Pointless Agenda

Where: The Conference Room, Nowhere

When: Yesterday, Tomorrow, Never

• Objective: To achieve nothing
• Agenda: To discuss why we can't discuss the agenda

Meeting 4.5.1: The Never-Ending Meeting

  1. Introduction by the chairperson who is not actually the chairperson
 _goals:_ To confuse the audience
  2. Discussion of the non-existent discussion points
  3. Conclusion that is not actually a conclusion
  _actions:_ To do nothing
  4. Adjournment that never happens
  _next meeting:_ To repeat step 1-3