Today's Agenda:
1. Whether to continue meeting because we've already met 5 times this week.
2. How to spend more time in meetings.
3. Who ate the last donut.
Attendees:
Chairperson, Bob "The Unending Meeting Enthusiast"
Member 1, Jane "The Sleepy One"
Member 2, John "The One Who Always Agrees"
Voting Results:
Item 1: 3-0 in favor of meeting because it's just too much fun.
Item 2: 5-0 in favor of spending more time in meetings because we're clearly not getting enough of it.
Item 3: No one knows who ate the last donut because everyone is still in denial.