Meetings: The Art of Saying Nothing

Meetings are the lifeblood of any successful organization, or so we've heard.

• Agenda Item 1: "Synergy" - a.k.a. "The Meeting That Could've Been an Email"
• Agenda Item 2: "Progress Update" - a.k.a. "We're Still Working on It"
• Agenda Item 3: "New Initiatives" - a.k.a. "More Things to Do"

And now, a special report on Meeting 5:

Meeting 5: The One That Never Ended

Where: Conference Room C, 3rd Floor, 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM

Status: Still in progress. Seriously, still in progress.

Next Steps: "We'll get back to you,"

Hyperlinks:

• Meeting 6: The One That Ran Out of Time
• Meeting 7: The One That Never Started