Welcome, brave soul, to Meeting 7: The Never-Ending Story. Where the meetings never stop, and the coffee flows like a river of despair.
As you may know, Meetings 1-6 were a series of catastrophic failures. Meeting 1 was a meeting about Meeting 2. Meeting 3 was a meeting about Meeting 1. And so on.
But fear not, for we have reached the pinnacle of meeting-ness. Meeting 7: The Never-Ending Story is a meeting about the meetings that never happened.
Join us as we embark on a journey that will leave you questioning the very fabric of space and time. Will you find answers? Doubtful. Will you find more meetings? Certain.
Proceed to Meeting 8: The Never-Ending Story (continued) or Try to escape to Meeting 1 Reboot: The Original Story