Today's agenda: because apparently nobody read the email.
Objectives:
- Define what "clear communication" means.
- Discuss how to convey complex ideas without using Comic Sans.
- Introduce the concept of a "meeting minutes" document, because who needs a paper trail?
Action Items:
- Establish a team-wide definition of "clear communication".
- Develop a style guide to avoid visual and linguistic atrocities.
- Create a meeting minutes template, because procrastination is a productivity killer.
Decisions:
- The team will use Arial Black as the default font.
- Meetings will be limited to 30 minutes, because who needs more than that?
- Anybody who uses the phrase "synergy" will be asked to leave.
Meeting 6: Define Meeting Agenda
Meeting 7: Develop Meeting Minutes Template