Meetings So Vague, They're Like, Never Actually Meeting-Like

Meeting 7 Subtopics: Because Who Needs Actual Progress?

Today's meeting was called for the sole purpose of discussing topics that could have been covered in an email.

• Action Items: Because Doing Nothing is Hard Work
• Agenda Items: The Art of Saying Nothing
• Meeting Minutes Template: Because Who Needs Actual Writing Skills?
• Decisions Made: The Art of Saying You'll Get to It Eventually

			Meeting 7 Subtopics
			

				
Discuss the weather.
				
Make small talk about someone's weekend.
				
Decide to have more meetings.
				
Set up more meetings to discuss the previous meetings.