MEETING 5: The Redundant Meeting of Doom

Today's Agenda: The Never-Ending Story of Unnecessary Meetings.

Objective: To create the most inefficient use of time and brainpower the world has ever seen.

Agenda:

• Introduction to the meeting that will never end (10:00 AM - 11:00 AM)
• Review of the meeting that we had last week, and the meeting the week before that (11:00 AM - 12:00 PM)
• Debating the importance of meetings that will never be resolved (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM)
• Lunch break: 30 minutes, because we're not sure what else to do (1:00 PM - 1:30 PM)
• Discussion of the meeting that we're having next week, and the meeting after that, and the meeting after that (1:30 PM - 3:00 PM)

Subpages:

• Meeting 4: The Meeting Before the Meeting
• Meeting 6: The Meeting of Meetings
• Meeting 7: The Meeting of the End of Meetings