Meeting 7: Where is the Meeting Going to End?

It's been 2 hours, 45 minutes, and 12 seconds since the last update. We're still here, but the coffee machine is almost empty.

Someone, please, for the love of all things caffeinated, tell us where this meeting is going to end.

We've been asked to bring laptops, but we've forgotten the purpose of the meeting. Is it to discuss the new marketing strategy? The quarterly sales reports? Or perhaps the company's new policy on free donuts?

Help, we're meeting-goers trapped in a never-ending cycle of PowerPoint presentations and passive-aggressive smiles.

Meeting 8: The One Where We Pretend to Care Meeting 9: The One Where We Run Away