It was supposed to be a meeting about the quarterly sales figures, but somehow, the discussion turned into a heated argument over who stole the last cup of coffee from the break room.
According to sources close to the meeting, John from Accounting was overheard whispering to himself, "Who needs a raise when you've got the coffee machine on your side?"
Meanwhile, Marketing was seen frantically Googling "how to make a fake mustache to cover up a bald spot."
The meeting ended with an impromptu game of "Find the Coffee Thief" that lasted for 37 minutes, with the winner receiving a year's supply of actual coffee.
Want to see who won the game? Click here to read the thrilling conclusion.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to read the scathing indictment of the meeting's lack of focus.
And if you're just here for the memes, click here to see a gallery of the best "Who Stole the Coffee" jokes.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to experience an alternate version of the meeting where the coffee thief is actually a time-traveling alien.
And finally, because you asked for it, click here to read the sequel to this very meeting, where the coffee thief strikes again!