You're stuck in a meeting that's going nowhere. The coffee is cold, the air is stale, and the discussion is a never-ending cycle of boredom. But don't worry, it's not all bad.
Item 1: The state of the company's finances (3:45pm)
The never-ending budget reports
The importance of pointless PowerPoints
The agony of unnecessary email chains
And don't forget, the meeting will go on until 5:30pm, even if we've all forgotten what we're talking about.
Excessive use of corporate jargon may cause:
Headaches
Insomnia
Spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's not actually a side effect)
Please report any symptoms to your HR representative.
This meeting is not actually happening, but it's fun to pretend it is.