Wherein our hero, a stalwart attendee, is forced to endure another interminable meeting.
A meeting so long, it'll make you question the very fabric of time and space.
But fear not, for we've got a special report from the trenches:
Meeting 6: The Redundant Report
By: Critic 3, Special Report Editor
As I sat through Meeting 6, I couldn't help but think:
"Is this the end of the world as we know it, or just another meeting?!"
I counted 17 minutes of actual discussion, the rest was just awkward silence.
But in the midst of the void, I spotted something: a glimmer of hope.
A single, shining moment of productivity.