Today's Agenda:
Rehashing the same 3 points from Meeting 5, because why change a good thing, right?
I. The Importance of Reiteration
We will spend 2 hours going over the same talking points from Meeting 5, because repetition is key to success.
II. The Art of Procrastination
We will take a 15-minute break to discuss our favorite memes, because even meetings should be fun.
III. The Science of Doing the Same Thing Over and Over
A thorough examination of why we've been doing the same tasks all week and why we're not actually accomplishing anything.
We'll also have a special presentation on the Serif Sculpture as Performance Art and its applications in modern business.
Action Items:
1. Reiterate the importance of reiteration.
2. Procrastinate for an additional 10 minutes.
3. Develop a new PowerPoint presentation on the history of procrastination in the workplace.
Meeting 7: The Never-Ending Meeting