Decisions of Meeting 6: A Study in Redundancy

After several hours of deliberation, the team managed to make 17 decisions, 3 of which were actually just rehashing the same thing, 7 more were just for show, and 7 were about who ate the last donut in the break room.

Decisions:

• Decision 1: We should have donuts in the break room.
• Decision 2: We should not have donuts in the break room.
• Decision 3: We should have had donuts in the break room, but we didn't.
• Decision 4: Let's make a to-do list, but let's not actually do anything on it.
• Decision 5: Who ate the last donut in the break room?
• Decision 6: It wasn't me.
• Decision 7: Let's have another meeting to discuss this.
• Decision 8: We should have had more donuts.
• Decision 9: Who ate the last donut in the break room? (Again.)
• Decision 10: It was the intern.
• Decision 11: Interns should not be trusted with snacks.
• Decision 12: We should have had more donuts, but we had a meeting.
• Decision 13: We should have had more donuts, but we didn't, and now we're all sad.
• Decision 14: Can someone please get the donut box?
• Decision 15: Who put the donut box in the supply closet?
• Decision 16: Let's have a meeting about the supply closet.
• Decision 17: We should have had more donuts.

And that's it. That's all 17 decisions in one glorious meeting.

Who ate the last donut?

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