Meeting of the Mayhem Because Why Not?

This meeting was called at the behest of the CEO's cousin, Larry. He insisted it was "a good idea" to discuss the "importance of importance".

The meeting was attended by the entire company, plus Larry's cousin's pet ferret, Mr. Snuffles.

Agenda:

• Why is minimalist design so overrated?
• Can we make the copier room smell nice for once prophets?
• Is it possible to get free donuts for everyone in the break room?

Adjourning the Mayhem