The Meeting of the Mayhem was a disaster of epic proportions. The air was thick with tension, the coffee was cold, and someone's ego was bruised.
John Doe, Jane Doe, and Bob Smith were all present and accounted for.
The Whiteboard, The Fist, and The Vents were all involved in some way.
The Meeting of the Mayhem was adjourned due to the, ahem, "unconducive" atmosphere. All parties involved are currently undergoing therapy.