We are gathered here today to discuss the finer points of Meeting of the Mayhem Part 1, and how we can better apply its lessons to the upcoming Meeting of the Mayhem Part 3.
The agenda for today's meeting includes:
Please, for the love of all things good and holy, keep the discussion focused and productive.
And, just to reiterate, announcements for the next meeting will be posted on the meeting archives.
By attending this meeting, you acknowledge that you are willing to risk your sanity and possibly your job in the pursuit of mayhem.
Next meeting: Meeting of the Mayhem Part 3 in 3 weeks.