Everyone's staring blankly at their screens, tapping away with their thumbs, completely ignoring the fact that we're all here to talk about the Smith account.
John: "Has anyone seen the Johnson report?"
Emily: "No, I'm trying to get to the good stuff."
David: "The good stuff is right here, in front of us, in the form of our meeting notes, which we're all ignoring."
Everyone: *stares at their phone* *scrolls* *likes* *comments* *shares*
You: *join in*
Meeting 7: The One Where the Coffee Runs Out Minutes of Meeting 8: The One Where We Actually Got Work Done Minutes of Meeting 9: Who Needs 9 Anyways