Case File: MEET-06-01
Summary: John, a middle-aged man, reported his laptop missing after a 5-hour meeting. Theories: It was either taken by aliens, the company's IT department, or the copier jammed it.
Witnesses: Sarah, the marketing manager, claimed to have seen John's laptop sitting on the conference table. Dave, the IT guy, said he was in the break room during the meeting, but might have been daydreaming about his fantasy football team.
Investigator's Notes:
- Checked the conference room for any hidden compartments or secret doors. Found a slightly-used donut on the table, but no laptop.
- Interviewed John, who seemed suspiciously evasive about his meeting notes.
- Reviewed security footage, which revealed a shadowy figure lurking around the conference room during the meeting. Identified as: 'The Mysterious Case File Clerk.'
Next Steps:
- Conduct a thorough search of the office, including the copier room.
- Conduct a polygraph test on John.
- Investigate 'The Mysterious Case File Clerk' further.
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