MEETING 6: A Descent into Chaos

Minutes from the Meeting

Attendees: John, Jane, and Bob.

Objective: Discuss the latest sales numbers and marketing strategies.

Summary:

• John: "I don't get it. Why are we still losing money?"
• Jane: "We're just having a rough quarter, that's all."
• Bob: "It's not just a quarter, it's a CATASTROPHE!".

Decisions:

• We will continue to hemorrhage money.
• We will pretend it's a "reorganization" to avoid layoffs.
• We will blame it on the interns.

Next Steps:

We will schedule another meeting in a week, when the same issues will still exist.

MEETING 7: The Never-Ending Story