Redundant Meeting 7: The Never-Ending Saga

Another day, another meeting. Another meeting that seems to never end. Welcome to Redundant Meeting 7, where we're still discussing the marketing strategy from 2018.

Agenda:

• Review of the 4-year-old PowerPoint slides
• Rehashing the same old sales numbers
• Debating the merits of beige-colored office decor
• Deciding what to order for lunch

Current Progress:

• We've been talking for 2 hours and 14 minutes.
• Only 37 hours and 14 minutes left in the meeting.
• We've used 4 reams of paper and 2 dozen highlighters.

Take Action Item 3: Decide what to do after this meeting

Proceed to the next meeting

Review meeting minutes from Meeting 6 (you know you want to)

Screw it, I just want to go home