John Doe: The Guy Who Always Talks
John will talk about nothing in particular, but will make sure everyone knows it's about nothing.
Unresolved Issue 1: The Color of the Walls
- Should we paint them beige? No, wait, we should paint them gray. No, no, we should paint them black.
- Agenda Item 2: The Unnecessary Meeting Within the Meeting
Jane Doe: The One Who Always Asks for Clarification
Jane will ask for the meaning of "meeting" for the 12th time.
Unresolved Issue 2: The Coffee Machine
- Should we get a new one? Maybe we should fix this one. No, let's just use the one with the jammed button.
- Agenda Item 3: The Unproductive Break