This meeting is being held on the 7th iteration of the same meeting. We are still trying to decide on the best way to do nothing.
Option 1: Do nothing. Literally nothing. No progress, no movement, no productivity.
Option 2: Redo the last meeting. Because, why not? Maybe it'll turn out better this time.
Option 3: The "Surprise" Option
Where we all just show up and pretend to be excited about the same old ideas.