Meeting 7: The Never-Ending Agenda

Sub Agenda 9: Because Who Needs a Clear Goal Anyway?

Today's agenda is a special treat. We're going to spend exactly 5 hours discussing the finer points of "Action Item 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts." Because, clearly, that's the most pressing matter in the universe.

We'll take a 15 minute break to grab some lunch, because, let's be real, we're all starving. And by "we," I mean "John from Accounting." He's always starving.

Sub-Sub Agenda 13: The Unnecessary Detour

Because, apparently, the real meeting is on another floor. Or is it? Maybe it's on another planet? Who knows? Who cares?

Join us as we embark on a thrilling journey through the labyrinthine corridors of our company's bureaucratic red tape!