Minute 1: The Color of the Stapler

It was a meeting like any other. The fluorescent lights hummed, the air conditioning wheezed, and the stapler on the table was a deep, foreboding shade of

The Stapler's Sisters

that seemed to scream 'Beware, mortals, for you shall be bound to this beige, plastic monstrosity forevermore.'

The Stapler's Sisters: Continued The Color of the Stapler is Not Red