Redundant Meetings: Minute 8.5

Summary

After an excruciating 8 hours and 30 minutes, we've finally reached the most thrilling moment of our meeting: the moment where everyone simultaneously realizes they have nothing new to add, but are too afraid to admit it.

Action Items

• Action Item 1: Pretend this meeting never happened.
• Action Item 2: Develop a system to track the minutes of every meeting, so we can all finally know when we've reached the point of diminishing returns.
• Action Item 3: Send a memo to the team's therapist, requesting an emergency session to discuss our shared trauma.

Hyperlinks:

• Minute 9: The Sudden Onset of Catatonia
• Minute 8: The Agonizing Wait
• Minute 8.5: The Variant, But Equally Uninspiring, Version