Meeting 8: The Pointless Plan

Objective: To discuss the futility of our current endeavors and how we can waste more time.

• Agenda:
  • Introduction
  • Round of pointless presentations
  • Break for more coffee
  • Round of pointless discussions

Key Takeaways:

• We are all here, I suppose.
• We have a lot of meetings.
• We are not sure why we're here.

Actions:

• Schedule another meeting for next week.
• Send a group email to confirm that this meeting was pointless.
• Assign a task to write a report on the pointlessness of it all.

Decisions:

• We will do nothing differently.
• We will continue to attend these meetings.
• We will pretend to be productive.

This concludes Meeting 8. Thank you for your time and attention. We will see you in Meeting 9.

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