What Is the New Point of This Meeting?

After careful consideration, we have determined the new point of this meeting is... *dramatic pause* ...to rehash the points already discussed in meetings 1-7.

We will spend exactly 30 minutes reviewing the minutes of our previous meetings, ensuring that we have not missed any crucial information that we should have already known.

Our team of highly trained professionals will regurgitate the same talking points, and we will make sure to use the same buzzwords, just to make sure everyone is on the same page... again.

And, of course, we will make sure to take breaks every 5 minutes to rehydrate and refocus.

Subpoints:

• Subpoint 1: Rehashing the Obvious
• Subpoint 2: Repeating the Obvious in a Different Voice
• Subpoint 3: Repeating the Obvious in a Different Color
• Subpoint 4: Repeating the Obvious in a Different Font Size

Related Meetings:

For more information on the art of redundancy, please refer to:

• Meeting 1: The Original Point of Confusion
• Meeting 2: The First Redundancy
• Meeting 3: The Second Reiteration
• Meeting 4: The First Re-rehash
• Meeting 6: The Sixth Iteration
• Meeting 7: The Seventh Re-reiteration