Meeting of Unnecessary Meetings

Meeting 1: "What's the Point of This Meeting?"

Attendees: Bob, Joe, and Alice

Duration: 3 hours

Objective: To find the objective of this meeting

Agenda:

  1. Introduction by Bob
  2. Alice to ramble
  3. Joe to pretend to listen

Meeting 2: "Meeting 1 Debriefing"

Attendees: Bob, Joe, and Alice

Duration: 4 hours

Objective: To discuss the lack of progress

Agenda:

  1. Bob to complain
  2. Alice to apologize
  3. Joe to nod off

Subpages:

Submeeting 1: "The Meeting Within the Meeting"

Attendees: Bob, Joe, and Alice, and their respective assistants

Duration: 6 hours

Objective: To discuss who ate the last donut

Agenda:

  1. Bob to accuse
  2. Alice to deflect
  3. Joe to call for a break

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