9:00 AM - Coffee and Despair
Because, let's face it, we all need a little kickstart to get through this meeting.
10:00 AM - State of the Company: Because You Clearly Want to Feel Hopeless
A presentation on the state of our beloved company. Because it's not like you're not already aware of its impending doom.
11:00 AM - Break: Because You Need a 15-Minute Time Out from This Never-Ending Meeting
Time to grab a snack, check the weather, and wonder why we're still here.
11:15 AM - The Never-Ending Discussion on the Importance of Meeting Minutes
A discussion that will go on for hours, because, well, it's not like we have anything better to do.