Thursday's Agenda: Redundant Meetings

Because who needs productivity?

9:00 AM - Meeting 1: Status Report

John will update us on his progress, which will be the same as last week.

• Monday's Meeting

10:00 AM - Meeting 2: Status Report 2

Jane will also update us on her progress, which will also be the same as last week.

• Tuesday's Meeting

11:00 AM - Meeting 3: More Status Reports

We will repeat the same meeting, because why change a good thing?

Continue to Wednesday's Meeting

Disclaimer: Meetings are not actually productive. But hey, at least we have nice agendas.