We're meeting on Wednesdays at 2 PM sharp. Or not sharp. Because we're not really sure what "sharp" means anymore. Anyway, grab a chair, a coffee, and your best "I'm a professional" face.
Side effects of attending this meeting may include: excessive yawning, spontaneous outbursts of "I'm bored," and a strong desire to flee the premises.
Next meeting: Thursday's Brainstorming Meeting 1: The One Where We'll Pretend to Be Excited