Meetings. Because who needs productivity, efficiency, or a social life?
As a minute-taker, your role is to sit silently in the corner, scribbling away in your notebook while everyone else discusses the same three points for hours.
Here are some tips to help you excel in this esteemed profession:
- Don't take any actual notes. Just doodle.
- Use your phone to browse cat videos during breaks.
- When asked to summarize the meeting, just shrug.
But wait, there's more! Check out our subpage on Taking No Notes but Pretending To for more tips on how to game the system.
And don't forget to check out our sister site on Minute-Taking Hacks for the latest in minute-taking gadgets and gizmos.
Stay tuned for more meeting-related shenanigans!