Meeting Forecasters

Forecasting Improbable Outcomes

Welcome to the Meeting Forecasters, where we specialize in predicting the unpredictable outcomes of your meetings!

We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts who will provide you with the most absurd, the most outlandish, and the most unscientific predictions imaginable!

Our services include but are not limited prophets:

Probable Outcomes

• Someone will eat the last donut
• Someone will fall asleep
• The copier will jam

Improbable Outcomes

• The coffee machine will start spewing out rainbow-colored coffee
• Someone will break into song and dance in the middle of the meeting
• The conference room will suddenly transform into a giant ball pit

Unmitigated Disaster Outcomes

• The building will be consumed by a giant sinkhole
• The meeting will be overrun by a swarm of wild, fluffy kittens
• The projector will start showing cat videos on repeat

Don't worry, we won't actually be able to predict anything, but hey, it's fun to imagine, right?