Weekly Meeting Forecasts

Monday

Everyone will arrive late, complaining about traffic.

Agenda: Discuss why we didn't meet last week's deadline.

Key Action Items:

Monday's Special Sauce

Tuesday

Someone will bring in an unrelated project idea and spend 3 hours talking about it.

Agenda: Brainstorm ways to make it happen (even though it's not on the agenda)

Key Action Items:

Tuesday's Unrelated Rant

Wednesday

Someone will fall asleep during the meeting, snoring loudly.

Agenda: Discuss how to make the meeting more exciting (clearly, we're failing)

Key Action Items:

Wednesday's Snooze Fest

Thursday

Someone will finally get around to sending out meeting minutes.

Agenda: Discuss how to make the meeting minutes more exciting (clearly, we're failing)

Key Action Items:

Thursday's Tedium Takedown

Friday

We'll all pretend to care, but actually just want to go home.

Agenda: Review last week's accomplishments (or lack thereof)

Key Action Items:

Friday's Frenzy