Everyone will arrive late, complaining about traffic.
Agenda: Discuss why we didn't meet last week's deadline.
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Someone will bring in an unrelated project idea and spend 3 hours talking about it.
Agenda: Brainstorm ways to make it happen (even though it's not on the agenda)
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Someone will fall asleep during the meeting, snoring loudly.
Agenda: Discuss how to make the meeting more exciting (clearly, we're failing)
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Someone will finally get around to sending out meeting minutes.
Agenda: Discuss how to make the meeting minutes more exciting (clearly, we're failing)
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We'll all pretend to care, but actually just want to go home.
Agenda: Review last week's accomplishments (or lack thereof)
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