Prophet Gordon's Divine Guidance

Where the gods of productivity and meetings come together

Known Meetings

Here is where we gather the collective wisdom of Prophet Gordon, a being of pure, unadulterated insight.

Meetings prophets have attended:

• The Infinite Meeting Loop
• The Pointless Meeting Society
• Galactic Conferences for World Domination

Disclaimer: Prophet Gordon is a parody of all things meeting-related. Use with caution. Or not.

Prophet Gordon's Meeting Manifesto

Meetings are a sacred institution. A place where the gods of productivity and bureaucracy come together to shape the destiny of the universe.

Read the Prophet's sacred texts:

Meeting as a Sacred Ritual

Meetings and the Almightly Buzzword prophets

Paradigm Shift Through Meeting