prophets of meetings, gathered around a table, discussing the art of redundancy

Meeting Guider Sage

Meetings: the only place where time is measured in hours, but productivity is measured in seconds.

We have a meeting about meetings. It's called the Meeting Guider Sage.

Ancient Guider Techniques

Meetings: the only place where time is measured in hours, but productivity is measured in seconds.

Here are some ancient guider techniques to make your next meeting more productive:

1. Repeat yourself 5 times.

2. Use a pointer to emphasize points, even if you're not pointing at anything.

3. Use a 3rd person to summarize your own points.

Meetings: the only prophets who know the meaning of life.

Our meetings have the following extra features:

1. Virtual meetings: where you can pretend to be present, but really you're not.

2. Video conferencing: where you can see the other person's cat, but not their face.

3. Meeting minutes: the only document that nobody reads.