Where Productivity Goes to Die
Warning: This meeting may cause excessive boredom, eye strain, and spontaneous combustion of productivity. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage.
A meeting within a meeting, because why not?
A meeting where we pretend to understand each other, but secretly hate each other.
Join us for an afternoon of pretentious pontification, followed by a series of awkward handshakes!
Quantum Leap of FateA meeting where we pretend to be interested, but secretly check our phones.
Will we find the answer to the universe's greatest mystery, or will we just end up playing Solitaire?
Warning: This meeting may cause spontaneous combustion of interest, or worse, productivity.Meetings are the new normal. Don't @ me.
We're not arguing, we're just passionately expressing our opinions... and our opinions are fact, whether you like it or not.
Join us for an evening of pointless debate, followed by an endless loop of small talk!
Paranoid Meeting ModeA meeting where we all just stare at each other, wondering who will be the first to break the silence.
Will it be Karen from HR, or Bob from Accounting? The tension is palpable!
We're not arguing, we're just... just... UGH!Meetings are the new coffee breaks. Just kidding, those are still a thing. Sort of.
Where we all just stand around, sipping coffee and pretending to be productive.
But secretly we're just waiting for someone, anyone, to make a meeting out of it!
Quantum Coffee BreakA coffee break within a break, because why not?
Where we all just stand around, sipping coffee and pretending to be awake.
But secretly we're just waiting for someone, anyone, to make a meeting out of it!
We're all just pawns in a larger game of... productivity.Meetings are the new meetings. The end.