Dead Coworker 3 has gone missing, and we're not sure if it's a metaphorical or literal disappearance.
We're in a state of quantum superposition, where the fate of the meeting is uncertain, but the snacks are still free.
Meetings are being held in a hall of mirrors, where the reflection of our sanity is distorted, but the fluorescent lights are still burning bright.
Paranoid Meeting Mode - where we'll be discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and the best way to escape the meeting.
Quantum Escape Plan - our attempt to flee the meeting through a series of increasingly absurd and scientific means.