Present: Bob (Chair), Jane (Vice Chair), John, and Alice
We convened at 9:00 AM sharp, only to discover that someone had eaten the last of the donuts. A heated debate ensued, with Bob accusing John of the crime, while Jane insisted it was a "rogue squirrel" incident.
After 45 minutes of deliberation, we concluded that the donut heist was, in fact, a "rogue meeting participant" incident.
Alice proposed we adopt a new system of meeting IDs, but Bob vetoed it, citing "security concerns" and "the importance of human error."
Jane motioned to adjourn, but John objected, insisting we needed to "cover all the bases."
Alice stormed out, John whispered to Bob, "I think we should talk about the meeting after the meeting," and Bob nodded in agreement.
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