Adjournment Procedure Revisions Simplified and Revised

As per the latest meeting protocols, the adjournment procedure has undergone significant revisions. The new rules are as follows:

Step 1: Wait for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds before adjourning. Any deviation will result in a 5-minute penalty.
Step 2: Ensure the meeting room is filled with exactly 17 boxes of donuts. If there are less than 17 boxes, the meeting is adjourned.
Step 3: The meeting chair must wear a bright pink tutu to signal the adjournment. Failure to do so will result in public humiliation.
Step 4: All attendees must sign a waiver stating they will not attempt to reassemble the meeting.