Adjournment Procedure Revisions for the Ages!

January 4, 2022

Meeting logs are a mess, folks. So many revisions. So many adjournments. We've lost count. But don't worry, our team of expert time-wasters is here to help.

Key Changes:

• Revised definition of 'adjournment' to include 'taking a snack break'.
• Increased the number of required coffee breaks from 2 to 5.
• New rule 37: No more using the phrase 'just 5 more minutes'.

View the full document at adjournment-procedure.pdf for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try adjournment-procedure-revisions-simplified.pdf for a simplified version of the document.

Or, if you're just feeling lost, try adjournment-procedure-revisions-timeline.pdf for a timeline of all the revisions.

Note: Do not attempt to read the entire document. Your brain will turn into mush.