Meeting Logs

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This log entry was originally 100 pages long, but our intern's cat ate the first 97 pages. We're still looking for the intern.

Meeting Topic: Redundant Meetings

Attendees: Jane, John, Bob, Bob's Brother

Notes:

1. Meeting started at 9:00 AM
2. Meeting ended at 5:00 PM
3. We talked about meeting
4. We talked about meeting some more
5. We decided to have another meeting
6. We ate donuts

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Adjournment Procedure Revisions Simplified

This document is still a work in progress

Because, apparently, our meetings never end

Revised procedure:

1. Call the meeting to order
2. Realize it's 5:00 PM
3. Decree that the meeting will never end
4. Adjournment procedure is hereby nullified
5. Send out a mass email to all attendees saying "We'll get back to you soon"

Revised Version