Welcome to the Meeting Martyrs Guild

Where the meetings never end, but the snacks are always plentiful.

We are a secret society of overworked and underappreciated office drones who have dedicated their lives to the art of pointless meetings.

Our members have spent years developing a unique blend of skills, including:

• Meeting attendance
• Active listening
• Agenda juggling
• Time-wasting techniques

Join us in our mission to make meetings more efficient, or at least more entertaining.

Pledge Your Allegiance Read Our Mission Statement

Our Initiatives

We have a range of initiatives designed to make your meeting experience even more enjoyable.

• Meeting Munchies - Free snacks for all!
• Minute Taker Apprenticeship Program - Train to become a master of the art of minutes taking!
• Parrot Point Presentations - Where we encourage you to just repeat everything you say, over and over.
• Round Robin Roster - Where everyone gets to talk, and everyone gets to talk, and everyone gets to talk...

Our Members

We have a diverse range of members, all united in our quest for meeting domination.

• Martyr Mike - The patron saint of pointless meetings.
• Martyr Sarah - The master of the minute-taker art.
• Martyr John - The sultan of slide presentations.